Dating Tips From Andrea Syrtash.

Andrea Syrtash is my favorite internet dating guru. Not that I’m single and I need dating advice, but because I remember single and I remember mucking up a few “sure things” on dates that should have been nothing but a formality on my way to getting some. I remember, all too vividly, scratching my head as I took my sorry ass home, struggling to figure out where I went wrong. If by passing this on, I can save a few guys from such heartache and (sexual) frustration, my life is complete. For more dating tips from Andrea hit the link below.

OnDating with Andrea Srytash.

Olivia Munn in Complex.

G4 TV Attack of The Show hottie Olivia Munn is interviewed in Complex this month. The Geek-boy dream girl also does a movie tribute photo shoot that perfectly balances nerdy and cool.

Complex.

Japanese Man Arrested For Illegally Dumping Porno Collection.

Oh, those wild and wacky Japanese. A 33 year old man from shizuoka prefecture got himself thrown in the clink for allegedly dumping over a thousand X-rated DVDS, videocassettes and magazines in an abandoned lot in Aichi (Nagoya), near a spot he’d gone fishing at. He drove all the way there because it was far away from his home after his wife told him to get rid of the stuff, presumably before she left him. Obviously, things went awry somewhere along way of the ill conceived plan. The police caught him and while explaining his dilemma, throw in the caveat, that he would have been “embarrassed if someone near my home had seen all this stuff”, referring to his little porno treasure trove.

Oh my Lord, that poor imbecile. Gives new meaning to the phrase caught red-handed. Japan, birth place of the Kyoto Protocol, takes it’s environmentalism very seriously, so I’m sure the punishment for this guy’s stupidity was rather stiff (sorry, I had to go there). My question is, if you have a wife, what the hell do you need with all that porn? Maybe if they had those “Give A Hoot, Don’t Pollute” commercials in Japan this wouldn’t have happened. Well, let that be a lesson to all you porn obsessed individuals out there.

Source: Japan Today.

Natural Selection Speed Date II: Sugar Mamas and Boy Toys.

What is this world coming to? We have all heard of Speed Dating parties. Basically, a live action match.com session for professionals who don’t do the internet. On the one hand it’s kinda cool because people can’t B.S. you. You know how women say stuff like “I’m full figured” when they mean I’m bigger than Mo’Nique Imes or us guys say stuff like “I’m rich and successful”, when in reality, we drive an ‘87 Ford and flip burgers. Nothing against big girls, flipping burgers or ‘87 Fords (well… there’s actually not a lot of good that can be said about an ‘87 ford), but you get my point, people tend to camouflage whatever perceived flaws the have on cyberspace.

So that’s why we have speed dating in the world. Enter Jeremy Abelson of Pocket Change. Mr. Abelson has been throwing, and taking a lot of heat for, his Natural Selection Speed Date: Rich Guys & Hot Girls events that pair wealthy geezers with Supermodel-type gold diggers. I mean wealthy like “Forbes list” wealthy. Old guys sitting on millions who dream of sticking it to Scarlett Johansson. Hey, this type of thing happens all the time, just look at Jack Nicholson or the President of France.

Exactly what I’m talking about. I mean, we even have ish like The Millionaire Matchmaker on TV (which I am simultaneously addicted to and repulsed by). There’s just no two ways about it, if you’re a rich guy, culturally speaking, it’s alright for you to do a woman half your age. Double standard? No question.

Now I can’t say if it’s in the essence of fair play or that he realizes he can double his money, but Mr. Abelson has turned the tables. He’s holding a Natural Selection Speed Date II: Sugar mamas and Boy Toys event to pair rich broads how are probably the divorced wives of his male clients, with guys that are just one bad break away from hustling Midnight Cowboy style. The ladies start at 35 and go up to 60, and are sitting on a minimum $4 million in assets and bring in $500,000 annually. For them this is really well-timed, with fashion week and all, it’s great for the ladies. It’s almost like one stop shopping. You just can’t beat that.

The big sale, uhh… I mean event will be on February 7th at 230 Fifth avenue from 8Pm - 10PM. Already 5,000 boy toys have signed up and the weeding process has begun. So fellas, if you want in you’ll have to wait until next time, or better yet, get a job. Sorry.

For more on this check out The Gothamist, which is fast becoming my favorite read and Jeremy Abelson’s Pocket Change. Hit this link for an application if you’re a rich mama or a boy toy, some more details or to get a look at some of the Sugar Mamas attending. Get your groove on Mrs. Robinson, I’m not mad at you.

Rachelle Leah in Complex.

I’ve got to get at the folks at USPS because since I’ve moved, I gotten everything I usually get in the mail - bills, bills, junk mail, bills, bank statement, more bills - but what I have not gotten is my still currently subscribed to issues of Complex.

Because if I had got my copy of Complex, I would have been seen this layout and said something about it. Well, as the saying goes, better late than never. You all can hit the link to see more of the Spike T.V./UFC knockout.

Complex.

Excuse Me, What's A Vagina Doing In The Tom Ford for Men Ad?

Okay, let me just go on record as saying I’m as much a fan of vagina as the next heterosexual male. I think hey serve an incredibly valuable function in all societies. No, I won’t list them because I don’t think I have sell people on the value of the vagina (vaginae don’t exactly need any P.R.). I would definitely describe myself as pro-vagina, however, I don’t really understand what one is doing in the ads for Tom Ford’s men’s cologne.

Is that what the cologne smells like? An oily, or worse, sweaty vagina? I’m not really sure who’d wear it if that was the case. Did they pull the bottle out of that woman? I’m not underestimating the power of the punani or trying to keep it down in any way. I just never thought I’d see one pitching men’s cologne. It would would make one hell of a sample strip. You know those little paper strips they spray the cologne on for you to take a whiff, you know what I mean. Hmm… you know, they may actually sell more product that way. Never mind, I’m straying.

Anyway, this is not a diss on Tom Ford, whom I love. What fashion victim doesn’t? I think he’s truly one of the greatest designers the world has ever seen. There were quite a few times when I lived of off instant noodles for weeks at a time just so I could buy his designs for Gucci and YSL. I’m just wondering what he was thinking when he signed off on this ad. I don’t know. maybe I’m just getting old. Although, I do hope

no matter how old I get I don’t lose my love and admiration for that particular part of the female anatomy. In any case, the ad certainly did get my attention, which I suppose all ads strive to do. To see other female body parts doing their bit to hawk Tom Ford’s cologne, hit the link below.

Tom Ford.